Thursday, December 12, 2013

A Pocket That Girls Do Not Have

The other day Isaak stepped into the bathroom to go potty, while I was putting on my makeup. 

Isaak: "Mom did you know that you can go to the bathroom with your underwear still on?"

Me: "Really?"

Isaak: "Ya! I have a penis pocket. I don't have to pull my underwear down at all!"

Me: "Oh ya. I can't do that bud."

Luckily he was so into what he was doing, and excited that he didn't have to pull his underwear down, that he didn't ask, "Why?"

A few days before that we went to a holiday gallery event.

I wanted to get through the 3 floors because the boys were with us. I no longer worry about them touching artwork. They know better. They still however get a little stir crazy, walk fast, and pick on each other.

We passed a series of photographs on the wall. None of them were revealing.

Mica: "Mom I can't believe that they'd put up a piece of two people having sex!"

Me: "What?"

Mica pointing at a photograph of two people kissing: "Look at that one!"

Me: "Ok Mica. If that's what you think sex is right now, I'm ok with that."

6 comments:

Masshole Mommy said...

Hahahaha - I would have had a heart attack.

~ Noelle said...

i would have fallen over!!!!

Harry Flashman said...

I can't remember that topic ever coming up in our house. Maybe their mom talked to them about it, I was always off at work.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Lol that is so funny about the painting.

Theresa said...

Allison doesn't even know the word sex, I don't think. She is still baffled about urinals when she sees them in unisex bathrooms lol. Oh, to have a penis pocket. Boys are so lucky!

Ai Sakura said...

hahaha Mica is so adorable!! ;p

Ai @ Sakura Haruka

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