I Have a Son Named Two

• I asked Isaak, "What's your name?"
• He replied, "Two."
• I said, "No, your name is Isaak Jaxon Apel."
• He said, "No, I Two."
• I said, "No, silly you are two years old, and your name is Isaak Jaxon Apel."
• I asked again, "Isaak, what is your name?"
• He again replied with, "I Two."