It's the Little Things That Make Me Laugh Sometimes

1. We told Mica to brush his teeth in the kitchen because Isaak was in the bathroom. We only have 1 bathroom.
   
   Mica said, "I can't use that sink water. It's not filtered. Gross!"
   
   He thought this whole time that the bathroom has filtered water!
   
   Then he attempted to put his toothbrush under the filtered water spout on the refrigerator. It's a good thing I stopped him. Boy that would be a mess!
   
   How is it this kid is so smart, yet so not smart at the same time? Even Isaak was shaking his head.
   


2. Travis went to cut his hair. The blade he was using wasn't working out the way he planned. So he buzzed it.
   
   The problem is that he has one white spot in the front of his hair, so he looks very bald right there, or like he really messed up with the trimmers.
   
   
   
   
   
3. At work someone gave this odd creepy clown for the White Elephant Gift. No worries there was a $20 Target GC it was holding. The winner didn't want the clown, so I stuck it on a student's desk that loves hates clowns.
   
   
   
   
   
4. My older sister can be a bit of a control freak at times. I'm surprised I haven't gotten in any fights with her in the last year.
   
   We were running through the list of things to bring to the Christmas Eve Feast. They want Travis to bring a soup, and me to make a veggie tray.
   
   My sister, "Don't put any green peppers on there. No one eats them. We could practically have a veggie tray that's nothing, but carrots and celery."
   
   My other sister, "Throw olives on there. My boys like those."
   
   I was complaining to Travis about how picky they were being, and said, "I never even put green peppers on a veggie tray. I like red, yellow, and orange peppers." He said, "Make a veggie tray that's only green peppers. Have the real veggie tray in the car."
   
   So...I'm making a prank veggie tray with only green peppers and olives just because I'm an asshole a prankster. LOL
   
   
   
5. At work a co-worker said she wouldn't eat hummus because it rhymes with pumice. For my White Elephant gift I gave a pumice stone, hummus and lots of pita crackers.
   
   I don't think the hummus got eaten. It's a shame because hummus is good! 

Tell me something that has made you laugh lately. 

Funny Things the Kids Said and Did Today

Isaak said, "Hey Momma watch me!" Me, "Ok I'm watching." ;) He jumps up, goes to kick a ball, misses and falls on his butt. LOL He wasn't hurt.

Isaak's said, "Hey look at my sculpture!" It was a Duplo construction. He had about 7 of his sculptures throughout the house that I was supposed to look at, at different times throughout the day.

Mica made me watch him put together a Lego RC car from Toy Story 2. His instructions, "Mommy you can't look at anything else while I'm showing you how to put this together." I'd try and hand him a piece he needed and he'd say, "Mommy I've got this! I'm an expert at putting this together!"

Mica said, "I just want to make a really old train track. Like one that was from the late 2800's." That had Daddy and I both laughing. :)

Melt Down

Everybody has a melt down once in awhile. Today Isaak had one. 

I asked if he'd help me make blueberry muffins? He seemed ok with the idea, but disappeared into his room.

Daddy got home and went to water something. Isaak wanted to go outside. I said, "Ok! As long as you get your shorts and shoes on. Go get them and I will help you put them on." He disappeared into his room once again. He came into the kitchen right as Daddy came in. Isaak cried.

Then Isaak went back into his room to play. Daddy went back outside with Mica. Isaak kept calling for Mica. I told him that he was probably hiding. I didn't want him getting upset that they went outside. Isaak said, "I think they outside Mommy. I want to go outside." I said, "Ok bring me your shorts and shoes." He never did. Daddy and Mica came in the house and Isaak had a melt down.

Notice his eyebrows! His eyebrows have slanted up like that since he was an infant. Tears lead to eyebrow's slanting for Isaak.

He was crying, laying on the floor and kicking his feet. This was a true tantrum. I grabbed the camera and shot this photo. Isaak stopped crying, smiled and asked to see photo. Then he laughed at the photo of himself crying. The tantrum was over. Just like a snap of a finger.

Dork

• Mica said to Daddy this morning, "Daddy you're a dork."
• I couldn't help but laugh.
• I'm sure Mica doesn't even understand what a dork even is.