A Pocket That Girls Do Not Have

The other day Isaak stepped into the bathroom to go potty, while I was putting on my makeup. 

Isaak: "Mom did you know that you can go to the bathroom with your underwear still on?"

Me: "Really?"

Isaak: "Ya! I have a penis pocket. I don't have to pull my underwear down at all!"

Me: "Oh ya. I can't do that bud."

Luckily he was so into what he was doing, and excited that he didn't have to pull his underwear down, that he didn't ask, "Why?"

A few days before that we went to a holiday gallery event.

I wanted to get through the 3 floors because the boys were with us. I no longer worry about them touching artwork. They know better. They still however get a little stir crazy, walk fast, and pick on each other.

We passed a series of photographs on the wall. None of them were revealing.

Mica: "Mom I can't believe that they'd put up a piece of two people having sex!"

Me: "What?"

Mica pointing at a photograph of two people kissing: "Look at that one!"

Me: "Ok Mica. If that's what you think sex is right now, I'm ok with that."

Love

Me, "Guess what Isaak? I love you!"

Isaak, "Guess what Mommy? I need a drink!"

Three Year Old Conversation

I've noticed that Isaak's vocabulary has really expanded in the last few months!

Not only does he say more words, he wants to discuss things more.

Tonight I put Isaak to bed. He didn't really want to go. As I was laying him down he said, "Mommy let's talk!"

This sounded serious. I was ready for a simi deep conversation.

I said, "What do you want to talk about Isaak?"

He said, "Spit!"

I said, "Spit? What about spit?"

He said, "Do you spit Mommy?"

I said, "Ya. When I brush my teeth I spit. When I have yucky allergies I spit in a tissue."

He said, "Oh! Goodnight Mommy."

Funny kid!