The other night Mica said to Daddy, "I can't wait to make a time machine!"
Daddy said, "Why do you want to make a time machine so bad?"
Mica said, "Because I'm in love."
Daddy said, "What?"
Mica said, "I'm in love with Laura from Little House on the Prairie. I want to go back in time to meet her!"
Daddy the literal person that he his said, "Mica you do know that is just a show, and that Melissa Gilbert is older than I am?" Daddy showed him pictures of Melissa Gilbert now.
Mica buried his little face in his hands. He looked up and said, "I love her."