Check out this Healing Yellow Split Pea Soup:
Daddy: "Tell Mommy about lunch Mica!"
Mica: "Oh it's about the Split Pea Soup. The people around me said it was 'Throw up!' I had to lie Mom! I told them it was melted witches skin!"
Mommy and Daddy: It's ok to lie as long as it's being silly and standing up for yourself! LOL