Monday, July 15, 2013

Oh the Things They Say

Isaak's been full of crazy talk lately.

Two nights ago he was looking at my earrings and said, "Mom I can make you a pair of earrings. It would be really easy! I just need to get some of my pipe cleaners, cut off all those fuzzy things, and bend them to look like earrings. They would look really good on you."

Lucky for me he couldn't find any scissors the next day.

Yesterday he tried on Daddy's boots and said, "Mommy when Daddy dies I want these things."

I'm so glad he's thinking about what he wants when we die. -Sarcasm

Later that day he said, "When you and Dad are gone, I can use my belly powers and get pregnant to have babies."

So he loves babies, but he says he hates girls.

We went to a learning store just the other day and he wouldn't sit between two girls. Girls have cooties as far as Isaak's concerned. That's so opposite of Mica. Mica has always loved girls. Isaak says he hates all girls he doesn't know. He likes the ones he knows.

He wants to marry me when he grows up. He kisses me on the cheek and often whispers, "Mom we're married." I whisper back and say, "It's illegal for us to get married Isaak." Isaak said, "What's illegal mean?" I said, "I can only be married to Daddy, not my son." Then he pouts.


renae said...

Oh Alissa, these are all so hilarious. I love that he wants to marry you because that means he will eventually want to marry his own sweetheart. Such tenders words. (hug)

Eat To Live said...

LOL.... so funny but can you imagine trying to put a pipe cleaner through your ears. Ouch!

Theresa Mahoney said...

Awww, those are so cute! Allison used to tell me she was going to marry me too. Now she just tells me that she has no plans to ever move out. Oh, happy joy joy! lol

Ai Sakura said...

Aww these are just precious! I'm glad you are writing these conversations down heh

Ai @ Sakura Haruka

~ Noelle said...

kids say the darndest things, right?
i love it though.. so sweet ;)

Liz Mays said...

I would love to see the pair of earrings he'd create for you. Ha!

Masshole Mommy said...

My little one always used to tell me that when he grew up, he wanted to marry me (pronounced as merry) and I used to just smile and tell him ok.


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