Monday, September 28, 2015

I'm Hiding Today

On Friday Travis laid tiles down on our stairs. Much of the weekend our whole house fan was on. The glue that's used to put them down is pretty strong. My allergies have always been bad. I'm all plugged up. The bags under my eyes are horrible.

Yesterday I woke up, and had this gigantic bruising zit on my forehead. I'm not even kidding. I hardly get zits, but when I do they are the kind that hurt. The deep bruising kind. I have really fair light Scandinavian skin.

Scandinavian White Girl Problems!

These zits stick out like a sore thumb on me. If I mess with them in any way they stick out all the more. I just wash my face, and apply apple cider vinegar with a q-tip. It's there! It's not going away!

Check Out the Big Bags Under My Eyes and My Big Zit!

I put a circle there in case you missed it. I don't know how you could miss it. 

It's Like I'm a Unicorn Growing a Horn! Except I Don't Feel Magical!

I put on sunglasses at the Pumpkin Patch, and hardly took them off. My skin is now burned in the shape of my sunglasses. Makeup sort of helped with that. 

I didn't have any time to do anything with my hair, so it's ultra frizzy. The main street to get to my work is out of commission. Meaning they closed it down completely. Before just one lane was blocked off. The other main street to get to work has a lane blocked off. I had to go a ways out of my way to get to work; when work is really only 7 minutes away. My hair had to stay frizzy today. Maybe the rest of this week I'll put it in a ponytail.

Oh Wait...No! A Ponytail Will Bring More Attention to My Forehead! I Can't Show Off that Monster Zit - Unicorn Horn Growing From My Head Thing!

I'll just have to wake up earlier tomorrow when I teach.

I'm hiding in my office, and I won't come out unless I'm called out. 

This whole post made me laugh because it is rather funny. Do you ever find humor in your flaws?


Eat To Live said...

Once you are as old as I am... You will forget about zits and worry about wrinkles. Hate those things

~ Noelle said...

I was lucky to never really have a problem with zits... Yes, I had / have them from time to time, but never major. It is funny, now when I get one, Marc tends to get one in somewhat the same area and the same for me. He has one on his right temple, I am just waiting for it to pop up on me now.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Oh I hate weeks like that. I get deep zits like that too. Not very often, but they happen

Maryann D. said...

This post did make me laugh! It is better to laugh then cry at ourselves!
Have a good week!
twinkle at optonline dot net

Harry Flashman said...

I couldn't see it. Maybe it isn't as bad as you think it is. I know what it's like to have to deal with one thing after another. I hope you get to feeling better soon.

Theresa Mahoney said...

I don't get them often either, but when I do they are the big painful ones that last a week or so. I hate them! Hope yours goes away quickly!

Masshole Mommy said...

I don't get them often either and I feel like everyone looks at it when I do get them.


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