Yesterday I woke up, and had this gigantic bruising zit on my forehead. I'm not even kidding. I hardly get zits, but when I do they are the kind that hurt. The deep bruising kind. I have really fair light Scandinavian skin.
Scandinavian White Girl Problems!
These zits stick out like a sore thumb on me. If I mess with them in any way they stick out all the more. I just wash my face, and apply apple cider vinegar with a q-tip. It's there! It's not going away!
Check Out the Big Bags Under My Eyes and My Big Zit!
I put a circle there in case you missed it. I don't know how you could miss it.
It's Like I'm a Unicorn Growing a Horn! Except I Don't Feel Magical!
I put on sunglasses at the Pumpkin Patch, and hardly took them off. My skin is now burned in the shape of my sunglasses. Makeup sort of helped with that.
I didn't have any time to do anything with my hair, so it's ultra frizzy. The main street to get to my work is out of commission. Meaning they closed it down completely. Before just one lane was blocked off. The other main street to get to work has a lane blocked off. I had to go a ways out of my way to get to work; when work is really only 7 minutes away. My hair had to stay frizzy today. Maybe the rest of this week I'll put it in a ponytail.
Oh Wait...No! A Ponytail Will Bring More Attention to My Forehead! I Can't Show Off that Monster Zit - Unicorn Horn Growing From My Head Thing!
I'll just have to wake up earlier tomorrow when I teach.
I'm hiding in my office, and I won't come out unless I'm called out.
This whole post made me laugh because it is rather funny. Do you ever find humor in your flaws?