Friday, June 2, 2017

Random Tid Bits

This week I'm going to try and capture some of the funny things I've heard, thought, or said in my life.
  1. Once when I was in middle school my older sister that was in high school had a serious talk with the parents. Apparently she was 3 wayed.

    You know 3 different people on phone lines, and she didn't know about it. She was completely embarrassed that a guy she liked heard her conversation. She was complaining to a friend about it on the phone.

    My Mom heard 3 wayed, and thought she was talking about something sexual. My sister quickly found out what a 3 some was. That's not what she did.

  2. One person from our carpool when I was younger was talking about how a guy combed his hair all the time. For a joke they bought him a bunch of combs to put in his locker. My Mom heard her say, "Condoms" instead of "Combs". That became a bigger issue then it needed to be.

  3. I referred to someone I know as an "Asshat" - slang for someone that has their head up their butt. When I said it, I surprised myself because "Asshat" sort of sounds like "Asset", which mean pretty much the opposite! Do you think they sound alike?

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  5. So the person above - the Asshat is someone I see almost daily - Monday through Friday. He's not my husband, or my kids. I swear he's been grumpy since school got out! I think he has IMS - (Irritable Male Syndrome). If you don't think it's a thing read here, here and here

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    My husband even believes in IMS. His mood swings line up with mine. Ha!

  7. If someone says, "Cheez-It's" really fast and slur the word it sounds like, "Jesus". If I go to church, and sing a song about Jesus I can replace "Jesus" with Cheez-It's" and no one would really know. Except for me of course.

    The next photo is from a long time ago when I got a Cheez-It box of merch to review.

What's something odd that you've misheard, said, or thought?


Theresa Mahoney said...

Those are hilarious! Today, Allison said to Mariah:

Hey guess what? Now that you're 18, if you go missing nobody is going to come looking for you. You don't qualify for the Amber Alert anymore, so it was nice knowing you.

Kids say the craziest things!

An Apel a Day said...

That's freaking hilarious Theresa!

Indah Nuria Savitri said...

LOL...Asshat :) ... And I want that Cheez-it merch as well :). Has been a big fan..

~ Noelle said...

I love hearing anything kids say wrong.
Or when people mess up song lyrics!


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