My lovely husband decided to go to the mall to get me 2 pair of tights for Christmas. Instead of going into a legit store, he went into a small kiosk to get them. There is no returning these tights. Most tights in my mind are for college aged kids and younger. Not for 30 and 40 year olds. *Please take no offense if you wear them. They are just not my thing.
I bought 1 pair, and they were thicker tights. Still risky in my mind. I bought them for my husband just as much as myself.
I decided to go to this kiosk to try and return them. Of course it said on the receipt that you can only trade them in 3 days time. I tried to play dumb. Ya that didn't work.
I said to him, "Never buy something at a place like that again...EVER!" For the record they are being worn under my pants when it's cold.
He said, "Man you need to be more adventurous with how you dress. Show off your sexy side." He then said, "I'm not getting you anything anymore."
All weekend I've been sticking out my chest, walking all funny, and singing I'm Every Woman by Whitney Huston. He came up to me and said, "Why are you walking that way?" I said, "I'm practicing my sexy walk. I'm bringing sexy back."
He laughed and said, "Well it's really not working for you."
I said, "I'm doing all for you babe." ;)
Before we left the mall I saw these shoes:
I said, "Travis you have to get these shoes!"
He said, "Whatever."
I said, "You have got to try them on for me. They match the tights you bought me. You need to learn to be more adventurous in the way you dress."
He tried them on to amuse me, but didn't buy them.
Later I messaged him something I want him to buy to be more adventurous you know.
The sad thing was is that he didn't know if I was serious, or joking. I was so joking. Not that there's anything wrong with this shirt, it's just not me, or my husband. It sure matches the tights he bought me though.
For the record he's not mad at me, and I'm not mad at him. While I appreciate him getting me things I just want to make sure I can use those things. The same goes for him. If a gift I got him wasn't going to be used I'd want him to take it back to get something that can be used.
What's something crazy you've gotten as a gift before?